"Asian Juwels"

Everyday I get 20 or 30 jokes or ditty's in the email, not all are funny....some are.

This one I though was kinda funny!

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a handsome black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him," What is your name?" I can’t tell you" the black man says. Every night they meet , have intercourse and every night she asks him again what his name and he always responds the same, he can’t tell her. On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?" I can’t tell you my name because you will laugh at me. "Says the black man. "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says. "Fine, my name is "Snow!" the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter. The black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it". The lady replied, "I’m not making fun of your name. I’m thinking of my husband who won’t believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in a hotter place like Jamaica!"

This one's shorter but better!

For years I thought that my dad had Tourette’s.
Turns out he just thought I was a fucking cunt.

This one's the duck's guts!

How do you get a dog to quit humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck his dick.

Posted by Me on 25-07-2008 09:38:42 | Permalink | Comments

Erin rams her dildo deep in her sweet and hairy vagina to bring herself to orgasm. Hey, thats our job! We guys can do that for all the girls, right? Plus we wont give them plastic rash from to much fucking! I want more sexy Asian girls to say NO to plastic. They need the real thing! 88 Square have a good range of video's for you. Looking for more, right? Click da link for sexy fuckers heaven....or something like it! "If it feels good, just keep doing it!" More good stuff 4 you ---> Good huh! Click it to save it! ****

Posted by Me on 24-07-2008 07:33:02 | Permalink | Comments

Plenty of time to show you under Patt?s bikini. She is something, ay? A long career as a hotty in the adult business should see Patt turning up here on a regular basis.

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Posted by Me on 24-07-2008 01:33:10 | Permalink | Comments

Gorgeous young Asian starlet Pam Pimol can come around to my place for some amateur video action. Sexy little Asian babe with a devilish look in her eyes! I want more sexy Asian babes! Looking for more Asian hotties? Checkout the 88 Square home page for more and you get to feel good too! Hyballs says "Your on the right track now." Oh yer, sexy look there 88 Square homepage --->>> 88 Square

Posted by Me on 23-07-2008 02:32:24 | Permalink | Comments

Well, I could be wrong, but I think sweet little Thai girl Frame is nice!  Yes I know, everyone see's things a little different.  From that camera angle, although not smiling, she looks terrific to me!  Maybe the camera man took some other angles that will show her in a different light, but I think they could only be better shots.  You like your sexy Asian girl's cutsy?  I do!  I have had a coupla Asian GF's over the years who where cute! It's strange how some of em are just so sexy and cute! While others are cute but annoying!  Maybe girl's are like that all around the world!  With my cock up Frames juicy hole I wouldn't care about anything except bonking Frame!  Check the gallery to see her in a variety of poses.  She is about the right size for me.  Not to big, not to small, just right!  How do you like your babes? There are some big Amazon like hot babes out there, but they would be a bit of a challenge to keep in line I think!  Plus big Amazon bitches can go fucking crazy when they orgasm!  Jumpin' on top of you and withering around in a crazy frenzy of sex!  Would be tough! But I guess someone has to fuck em!  With Asian girl's like Frame it's much better.  She could end up being the most popular   I LOVE THAI PUSSY  model of the year once guys find out how sexy she is!  Check it out yourself.

Posted by Me on 23-07-2008 00:36:39 | Permalink | Comments

Squeezing out of her skin-tight Daisy Dukes has the look of a sexy little babe who want you in her bed. And no stopping on the way!

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Posted by Me on 22-07-2008 01:00:52 | Permalink | Comments

Dolla Dolaya playing in the bedroom, which is the perfect setting for this scene. Nice face, nice tits, perfect! She would do me! Some of these Asian girls have unusual ideas for what is sexy but I am always happy to see them! Dolla isn't an Asian name, is it? Strange, but we will go with it! 88 Square have a good library of pix's & video's available....would you like to see more? Click da link, your bound to luv it! Hyballs knows best. More juicy little holes 4 you? Click Save this page for later! ****

Posted by Me on 21-07-2008 05:01:06 | Permalink | Comments

  Hey guys, like this little hotty? She hasn't been on this blog before.  As a sexy xxx model I REALLY do like her! I was looking through some galleries at Asha Kumara and she caught my eye so I grabbed the link! I've been a fan of the sexy anything goes young Asian girl for a long while.  And she looks like an anything goes type! I guess we all have our interesting fantasies.  She may forefill one of yours and I know she could forefill one of mine! One of mine is to have my own hot sexy harem.  Being "a sexy man" as I am, one partner isn't enough! And it also has some thing to do with the old saying "Variety is the spice of life". So my harem would have a some teen sweeties from all over the world! I would get to set the rules too, and rule number one is I pick one partner a day for fucking, then if I still need more sex I go and pick another one to fuck!  That's fair, but if she can pick the number I have in my head, say between one and a million, she doesn't get spanked during sex! Fair enough I say! Well I think so! Check the tour -->> Asha Kumara

Posted by Me on 21-07-2008 00:55:44 | Permalink | Comments

I just want to squeeze those well rounded fun bags before I do the sexy young babe! Me being abled to fuck her would be a good afternoon activity, for me! Luv Asian girls, yes I really do! I wanna see lots more of them! You can click through to where you can get more, more hotties, more Asian babes, oh yer! That's cool advice, ay! An erotic sexy adult model. More more more for U! 88 Square

Posted by Me on 20-07-2008 04:01:02 | Permalink | Comments

If your into sweet meat this sweet as sugar asian girl is just right for you!  lil' Kim is old enough to know what a man needs and she's been practising with a few local boys and some toys to perfect her sexy style!  So, for a real lucky man it's time to get naughty with her and show her how to have sex for MAX pleasure!  No holding back!  When you fuck her give her everything your got.  She may look light weight but the fact is she's in the prime of her life and ready for a hot fuckfest!  And don't forget to have a suck on those sweet little titties, loverly little mouthfulls.  Sex with Kimmy would be absolutely fantastic! If your like me you would give it to her doggy style.   And don't forget to send me an email telling me how good it was....after your finished that is!  Picture's or video would be appreciated!  Then I can make  you a porn star on the internet!  Neat idea, huh? Have a look at Dirty Orientals

Posted by Me on 18-07-2008 23:45:57 | Permalink | Comments

Big boobied Nancy Ho gets outdoors and naked. I would luv to give her a pussy shave! I want to see what her pussy looks like bald and beautiful!

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Posted by Me on 17-07-2008 00:32:42 | Permalink | Comments

Hi boys and girls.  I reckon Erin is a real nice looking sweety.  I think I saw her in a video promo a few weeks back and she was having a great time with another Asain hotty.  The simple fact is she looks so much like that girl I'd swear they are one and the same person!  Must go back and check the credits!  She has a natural beauty and an air of excitement about her.  I took one look at her juicy little cunt and instantly wanted my cock to be sliding in and out of  it!  I also want to feel her soft young lips sliding backwards and forwards on my cock.  Her warm moist mouth and darting tongue would drive me nuts as she got me worked up to an explosive orgasm.  I think Erin could make me feel good if we were to be together. Thats a hint if you read this blog Erin! Man, I hope she reads it!  Get your rocks of at   88 Square

Posted by Me on 17-07-2008 00:15:05 | Permalink | Comments

This gal is the definition a thing of true beauty. It's hard to find a blemish on her. You like? I like, everyone like Asian girls! Sweet young Oriental babes are such hotties! Luv to see more Asian hotties??? Click through to where you can get more of them, it's where you find some very sexy girls! Good tip from Hyballs! It?s a dreamy worldly sexy babe, Look in 88 Square home. 88 Square

Posted by Me on 16-07-2008 04:33:09 | Permalink | Comments

Hands up all those horny guys that want to sex up a hot erotic asian babe like Valentine Yu?  If I could see you all, I would imagine a lot of hands!  I have to say to  you that I am certain that I would find sex with Valentine Yu immensely satisfying!  Like, what red blooded male wouldn't? She is a very hot erotic Asian babe!  I want to get dirty with Valentine!  What I always thought was that no-one could get me turned on just posing , but I now know I've been wrong!  I've got a feeling that Valentine is going to drive a lot of guys crazy when they actually meet her!  Young sexy hotties need to be fucked, right?  Hell, my penis is going crazy as I am thinking about her and what I would do to her!   So guys, it's obvious I like this sweet Oriental babe!  How about you?  You may already know what it's like to have a sizzling lovefest with a someone young and sexy like Valentine.  Then I say your lucky!  Checkout more erotica Asian babes at the legendary 88 Square.com

Posted by Me on 14-07-2008 23:03:36 | Permalink | Comments

Gok Grongring Wastes no time getting rid of her checkerboard top. I haven't met Gok as yet, but I have known about her for a year now! I want to get to know her up close and personal, suck her titties personal, give her a tonguey personal....you know what I mean! From every angle Gok is perfect! And you would have to agree that being seen with her in a bar or Go Go would only enhance your reputation with other guys, right? So, if you want to slide your cock into Gok, your not alone! One click for more 88 Square Given you a stiffy? ****

Posted by Me on 14-07-2008 08:00:36 | Permalink | Comments

Seductive hoe Hana will amaze you with her lovely smile and tight body. She only has small boobs but the way they stick out gets me every time! If in fact she is a seductive hoe she can seduce me anytime she wants...I am available! Ye ha, just thinkin' about that has my cock pulsing with sexual pleasure! So, why don't ya checkout Hana and the other girls in the galleries at 88 Square? Click da link more hot babes, ye ha! Cool advice from Hyballs. Bookmark this page More stuff 4U ****

Posted by Me on 14-07-2008 01:32:41 | Permalink | Comments

She takes off her polka dots one by one. Yep, I see what she is up too! Fucking her would be a very pleasant experience, for me! Luv Asian girls, yes I do! Luv to see more Asian hotties??? Click through to where you can get more and you get to feel good too! Take my advice, it's for your own good. One of my all-time dream babes! Tour page >>>>>>> 88 Square

Posted by Me on 13-07-2008 04:00:46 | Permalink | Comments

It brings tears to your eyes !!

 > > > MY CATHOLIC UPBRINGING

> > > As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon > one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.

> > Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow  contaminate them.

> > Recalling some long ago priest who made an admonition to 'care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked,'  I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

> > Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this persons condition.

> > Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty.  A small voice inside my head called out, 'Reach out, Reach out!'

> > So I did.......

> > I Won't be at Mass this week.

> > >

> > >

> > >

Posted by Me on 13-07-2008 02:23:18 | Permalink | Comments

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Posted by Me on 12-07-2008 02:23:49 | Permalink | Comments

Wee Wansa shows us her furry beaver from the back which is good cos I like to do it doggy style! She is so sexy! And there is something about her face that draws me to her. I want to fuck her juicy pussy! Before I die, which isn't soon, I want to fuck Wee. Even if I have to pay a private detective to track her down I want my cock in her hole! Wouldn't it be fantastic to have that happen....for me! Click through to checkout the range of pix's 'n' movies. Go to the 88 S home page where you find lotsa sexy girls! Your on the right track now. Put this page in your favourites Click thru to 88 Square ****

Posted by Me on 12-07-2008 00:32:46 | Permalink | Comments